What I do?

Sorting kit or merch for your club, group, or creative -thang is a ball-ache…
so let me do the bitch-work.

Over a decade of experience ordering merch for sports-clubs and small-businesses means I've got a select group of pro's in my pocket.
I trust 'em to do what I tell 'em… or they get banged!

You want endless bewildering choice, hassle, and uncertainty? Then jog on to the rest of the internet bruv.
With me you get what you're given - and you'll like it…

or I'll break your legs.

I put the graft in, so I take a cut… I'm a pimp, what do you expect?
But I'll be straight with you and I won't dick you about - you have my word.

And that's all I do... and I'm pretty decent at it too, so don't ask for anything else.