The Reviews

1st-base: 'Amberwell Pictures'

A small indie amateur film-making company.
They already had a logo and just needed some tees.

'He sorted it…'

2nd-base: '5-a-side team'

A group of geezers wanted to take their kick-abouts to the next-level. I did them a badge of their team's name and got it on their new kit.

'He can't trap a ball, but he can sort a kit…'

3rd-base: 'Amberwell Pictures'

These idiots again! They loved their tees and wanted "something cool" for a 'film-premiere'… old people, am I right? So I sat through the 'rough-cut' of their film and suggested a spoof-footy-top based on stuff in it.
Yes, I am a one-trick pony… but I'm hung like one too

'He understood the assignment…'

p.s. I also ran a merch-stall for them at the cinema - they didn't have time to do it themselves, but still
wanted one. I've got my own 'sum-up', so I just pinged them the quids at the end of the night.

4th-base: 'DARKSTAR VOLLEYBALL'

I was well up for this one because I thought it was going to mean a trip to the beach, to check out the 'kinis - it wasn't, it was a sweaty sports-hall full of lanky-lads… gutted! :D
Anyway, their kit situation had gone to shiz as none of the players could do a job.
So, I designed a new kit, got it made, and now their players just click on my website to get one and I get it to them!

'It's just so much easier than doing it ourselves, I don't even care that we pay a bit more… at least we've got nice kit now and the merchpimp's got to get paid, right?'

And that's me, I'm da merchpimp...

NO EVIL CORP

NO FAR-EAST SWEAT-SHOPS

NO A.I. BOTS

...just a lad in Derbyshire, getting shiz done :)

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